Jeers

• Al Pacino
• All I have in this world is my balls and my word...
• Say good night to the bad guy
• If I ever see you again...
• I'm Tony Montana
• You fuck with me you fuck with the best
• Don't waste my MF time
• She's got a great ass
• And you've got your head all the way up it
• Back to the Future
• Shiiiiit
• We're sending you back to the future!
• What are you lookin' at, Butthead?
• Well, lookie what we have here.
• Hey, McFly! I thought I told you never to come in here.
• Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly. Think!
• So, why don't you make like a tree and get outta here.
• He's a Peeping Tom!
• Silence Earthling. My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan.
• Okay, time circuits on, flux capacitor fluxing, engine running, all right.
• Marty, don't be such a square. Everybody who's anybody drinks.
• Borat
• Hey don't look at me! Eat my tits!
• Don't look at me like that! I will eat your shit.
• This my house. Entry please.
• Happy times
• Are you telling me the man who tried to put rubberfist in my anus was a homosexual?
• What's up with it, Vanillaface?
• I had eh, sexytime with my mother-in-law
• Wow wow wowahh, very nice
• Goodmorning gentlemen and prostitutes
• We are hoping to sell this new child to your singer Madonna
• Can you please tell me before we start the program, because I need to go make urine
• I imagine you with no clothes
• Bugs Bunny
• This looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship
• Well, what are you waitin' for, make a wish and blow out the candles!
• That's a pretty good trick doc, but can you do this?
• Ya crazy idjit!
• Hey, ehh, pardon me for interruptin'...
• I leave ya alone for a few minutes and what happens??
• aahhhh shaddap!
• Well, that's that
• Ehhh, what's up doc?
• Hey, what are you anyway, a wiseguy?
• Yeeahh!!
• Clint Eastwood
• You just gotta ask yourself a question...
• Well do ya, punk...
• You dudes get lost now, ya hear?
• To tell you the truth, I forgot myself in all this excitement.
• I know what you're thinking, punk...
• A man's got to know his limitations.
• Go ahead, make my day.
• Opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one.
• David Lee Roth
• Ooh
• Ooooh yess
• Yeahiiyeaaah
• Hhiiiiyeaah
• I live my life like there's no tomorrow
• Oooh yeah
• Ghhaaarghaah
• Ghaarhaah yeaaah
• Whooohoowooow
• I tell y'all about it
• I found the simple life, it's so simple
• Ain't got no love
• No love you'd call real
• Ain't got nobody
• Waiting at home
• Aaahyeaaheeah
• Gdammitbabymumbleonemoretiiiime
• Yes I aam
• Yeahh
• Aaaaahyeah
• Oh god oh god I'm running aaahyeah
• Ooh ooh
• One more time
• Heeeey yeah
• Aayeah aayeah hii
• Wooow wooow
• Heheyeah heheyeah heheyeah
• Ooow
• Ford Fairlane
• You're 10 seconds away from the most imbarrassing moment of your life
• I have heard cats fuck with more harmony than this kid!
• You got the bonus plan
• Perfect ending to a perfect evening... Unfuckingbelivable!
• And you're a poet and didn't know it, aoww...
• Here's to you buddy... suckin' my dick!
• House M.D.
• Gotta go. It's Killing time.
• Magic is cool. Actual magic is oxymoronic. It might not even be 'oxy.
• Any idea where I can get a great big 'Mission Accomplished' banner?
• Think every day should be Naked Thursday, or is that an oxymoron?
• I'd love a new puppy. My last one was delicious, very tender.
• I had a heart attack this morning. Can't do any more drugs 'til lunch.
• People in my life have no expectations of me. It makes all our lives easier.
• My god, not everything's about you and your little job and your little world.
• You're not my mom. You don't have to keep checking up on me.
• Oh. My. God. You're not wearing underwear.
• Thanks. I was running short on platitudes. You can leave now.
• There's a lot of porn piling up on the internet... doesn't download itself!
• Somehow I don't think that was really about me.
• No. I'm not getting sucked into the vortex of your insanity again.
• Jack Nicholson
• I tried
• You are using my oxygen
• Shut uuup
• Shutup
• Shut! Up!
• Here's Johnny!
• You have to ask me nicely
• Johnny Bravo
• There's a handsome man in my house
• I'll think of an April Fool's Day joke if it takes me all week
• April Fool's Hahaha!
• Yes, I'm available
• I'm falling in love with you, whatever your name is
• Something tells me I should be feeling stupid
• Johnny's boss: get back to work
• Hey there cutey pants
• Johnny's karate sounds
• I'm gonna make your dreams come true
• Ooooh baby
• Ooooh Dang
• I'm I studly as the statue of David or what?
• Lesie Nielsen
• Nice beaver. Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
• Nice beaver.
• A body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room..
• Congratulations. I hear Edna is pregnant again.
• I love it!
• Love is like the ozone layer.
• That's an awfully big moustache
• Night cap? No thank you, I don't wear them.
• BTW, I faked every orgasm.
• Don't call me Shirley.
• I haven't had this much sex since I was a boy scout leader.
• Monthy Python
• And now for something completely different
• Ecky, Ecky, Ecky, Ecky...
• Stop this, stop this hideous facade
• Just a flesh wound
• Message for ya
• We are the knights who say... Ni
• Ni!
• Noo.
• We shall play Ni again to you if you do not appease her
• You bastards! You vicious heartless bastards!
• I'll bite your legs off!
• I fart in your general direction
• Well now, go away or I shall taunt you a second time
• Help, help! I'm being repressed
• A shrubbery!
• Another shrubbery!
• I don't like spam!
• NASA
• Communications beep
• One small step for man, a giant leap for mankind
• Touchdown (short version)
• Apollo13 has a problem
• Touchdown (long)
• The Eagle has landed
• Roger, we copy you on the ground
• You've got a bunch of guys about to turn blue
• 25 seconds and counting
• 20 seconds guidance alert
• Fifteen
• Fourteen
• Thirteen
• Twelve
• Eleven
• Ten
• Nine
• Eight
• Ignition sequence start
• Five
• Four
• Three
• Two
• One
• Zero
• Launch commit
• Lift-off!
• We have lift-off
• With Apollo 14
• Three minutes past the hour
• Sound FX
• Baby gurgle
• Baby laughing
• Baby Talk
• Cricket
• Crickets
• Female orgasm
• Kiss moan
• Lauch track
• Lauch track 2
• Snore
• KITT's scanner (Knight Rider)
• Happy Birthday...
• Star Wars
• Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen
• What is thy bidding my master?
• Vader's breathing sound
• Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed
• Don't fail me again
• You don't know the power of the dark side
• Don't make me destroy you
• I am your father
• Impressive
• I've been waiting for you Obi Wan
• I find your lack of faith disturbing
• The force is with you young Skywalker...
• There is no escape, don't make me destroy you
• The Godfather
• Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
• I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
• Someday - and that day may never come - I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as gift on my daughter's wedding day.
• It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
• I don't like violence, Tom. I'm a businessman; blood is a big expense.
• Johnny Fontane will never get that movie. I don't care...
• Just when I though I was out, they pulled me back in.
• Waynes World
• This guy needs coffee and crullers. Stat!
• Denied!
• Hi. Uhm. Does this seem weird?
• Exqueeze me?
• Are you mental?
• Shaaa.. and monkeys might fly out of my butt.
• Not!
• Schwing!
• Schawinggg!
• She makes me feel kinda funny... like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.
• A sphincter says what?
• We're not worthy... we suck
• That's what she said
• Shah. Right!
• Live in the now!