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House M.D. - Jeers
Gotta go. It's Killing time.
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Magic is cool. Actual magic is oxymoronic. It might not even be 'oxy.
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Any idea where I can get a great big 'Mission Accomplished' banner?
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Think every day should be Naked Thursday, or is that an oxymoron?
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I'd love a new puppy. My last one was delicious, very tender.
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I had a heart attack this morning. Can't do any more drugs 'til lunch.
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People in my life have no expectations of me. It makes all our lives easier.
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My god, not everything's about you and your little job and your little world.
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You're not my mom. You don't have to keep checking up on me.
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Oh. My. God. You're not wearing underwear.
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Thanks. I was running short on platitudes. You can leave now.
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There's a lot of porn piling up on the internet... doesn't download itself!
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Somehow I don't think that was really about me.
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No. I'm not getting sucked into the vortex of your insanity again.
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