- Gotta go. It's Killing time. Gotta go. It's Killing time.
- Magic is cool. Actual magic is oxymoronic. It might not even be 'oxy. Magic is cool. Actual magic is oxymoronic. It might not even be 'oxy.
- Any idea where I can get a great big 'Mission Accomplished' banner? Any idea where I can get a great big 'Mission Accomplished' banner?
- Think every day should be Naked Thursday, or is that an oxymoron? Think every day should be Naked Thursday, or is that an oxymoron?
- I'd love a new puppy. My last one was delicious, very tender. I'd love a new puppy. My last one was delicious, very tender.
- I had a heart attack this morning. Can't do any more drugs 'til lunch. I had a heart attack this morning. Can't do any more drugs 'til lunch.
- People in my life have no expectations of me. It makes all our lives easier. People in my life have no expectations of me. It makes all our lives easier.
- My god, not everything's about you and your little job and your little world. My god, not everything's about you and your little job and your little world.
- You're not my mom. You don't have to keep checking up on me. You're not my mom. You don't have to keep checking up on me.
- Oh. My. God. You're not wearing underwear. Oh. My. God. You're not wearing underwear.
- Thanks. I was running short on platitudes. You can leave now. Thanks. I was running short on platitudes. You can leave now.
- There's a lot of porn piling up on the internet... doesn't download itself! There's a lot of porn piling up on the internet... doesn't download itself!
- Somehow I don't think that was really about me. Somehow I don't think that was really about me.
- No. I'm not getting sucked into the vortex of your insanity again. No. I'm not getting sucked into the vortex of your insanity again.